How can they eat, with knowledge of the screams?
Abrupt end to life, as senseless as it seems?
How do they endure, a palate so obscene
I blame them all, for mocking my cuisine
No meat today it wasn’t always so
My family went away, a vegan from that day

The vegetarian taste starts him moaning
All of the eggs and the milk just let them down
His stomach turns when he thinks of condoning
Wearing a silk gown

No meat today, that leather has to go
A small price to pay, looks stupid anyway
Fur coat display, I have to take a stance
They think I’m such a dunce, I’ve known it now for months

Do they not know how tasty my food seems
The challenge to live on pulses, shoots and greens
They have not tried a spicy lentil soup
Or pila rice with some other couscous goop
No meat today, he will not go astray
The vegan stands forlorn, what you eat he shall mourn

What of the joys of a fresh bacon sandwich
A sirloin steak, or a breakfast in a can
Seems too divine, just the thought makes me hungry
Too bad I’m vegan