Yeah
A chunk of space probe
The Longhorn source code
A lump of red clay
Blake bought on eBay

Our house, is filled with his crap
Shows up in, flat packs
Never goes astray
What Blake bought on eBay

Tell me why (He needs another plate rack)
Tell me why (He got another rucksack)
Tell me why (Blake bid on some adhesive spray)
They had it on eBay

He'll buy, your junk pile
Just check, his profile
What a fuss, they all say
They wish he would just pay

Gonna buy, (the republic of the Sudan)
Gonna buy, (some mountain ranges in Japan)
(Why oh why,) he bought that bespoke doorway
Found it on eBay

He is the type who will probably gripe you
With a few seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever will please
As long as his dad don't know

He'll buy, your lichees
Send him, a box please
He'll buy (He'll buy, He'll buy, He'll buy ...)
Please reconsider!

Vegan pizza, precooked, in the sale
Tad squashed from travelling in the mail
Hey! an unplanned evening soiree
He bought it on eBay

Wanna buy (the floor plan for a cat box)
Wanna buy (a case of whiskey on the rocks)
Wanna buy (a liquid crystal phone display)
Found it on eBay

Wanna buy (that scary rollercoaster)
(Biosensors and a poster)
(Apple pie… and a piece of priceless Monet)
He’ll buy on eBay

What Blake bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y