See Also: The Shastrix.com Archive

 

Pre 1998 Coining ‘JiMternet’  
Nobody is sure when the word was first used, however the first official use was in the yahoo email address, which was registered for the geocities web address. A slight controversy involves Jim’s father, who claims to have invented the word, though several years after the email address was created…

Circa 1998 The JiMternet was born  
Having become bored of messing about with Visual Basic programming at school, Jim thought he would have a play with some website programming. The first attempt was rather dire, (as some would maintain they have all been) being created using Microsoft Publisher. Over the next few months content was added; including information about Jim and his friends at the time, aswell as a few pages regarding his interests, which included Star Trek, writing, and hating Pokémon (a section to which most time was devoted). This early JiMternet now only exists on a CD, lost somewhere in Jim’s house.
JiMternet

Early 2001 The Move to FrontPage  
Arguably, the site moved up in the programming world, as Jim began experimenting with Microsoft FrontPage. What this site exactly contained has been forgotten, but it is thought to be much the same as the Publisher site, along with some school work related items and the Pluto Wars series.

Circa 2002 The Macromedia discovery  
During a rather dull IT lesson Jim discovered Macromedia DreamWeaver on the college network, along with its sister software Macromedia Flash. With this new tool, Jim’s imagination was captivated and every version of the JiMternet from then was based on these programmes. Sadly this minor technological revolution brought no new content to the site, only a proliferation of animated menus and miscellany.

Late 2002 Coining of Shastrix  
In year 13, part of the ‘Upper 6th’ at King Charles I School, Mike (a friend of Ashley) wandered into registration one day with a t-shirt exemplary of his quirky randomness. On the front it read ‘Bull Sh*t’. This rather irked their form tutor, who in her meek way instructed Mike to visit the Head of 6th Form. A few minutes later Mike returned with an epic tale; it would seem she took the shirt in good heart, after he joked that the asterisk could have stood for many letters and that they were inferring just a single meaning from it. He cited ‘Bull Shot’, an example of his stance against the mistreatment of bulls in some countries. This is where Ashley came in and suggested it actually meant ‘Bull Sh-asterisk-t’, a small laugh was achieved, and all was almost forgotten. Later on in the day it cropped up in a conversation with Ashley’s eloquent friend Damien. In discussing the word they decided to take it upon themselves to give it a meaning with the goal of getting it into the vernacular.

The following day Alteration of spelling  

The next day they talked of the word a little more, and when it was first written down ‘shastrix’ was used; the ‘t’ had been dropped and ‘astrix’, which is a common mispronunciation and spelling of ‘asterisk’, was used as it made for a more pleasing spelling of the word. After much discussion the original definition was set as a synonym of ‘a farcical situation’ partly in description of the events from which it emerged.


July 2003 First official usage  
The first mention of shastrix in any literature was in the exam period of 2003, where Damien used it in this A-Level English paper under its original definition of ‘a farcical situation’. As he obtained an ‘A’ on this paper, it would seem the word obviously didn’t cause much concern.

26th August 2003 Entered Urban Dictionary  

The word survived in limited use throughout the end of 6th form and the summer holidays. On the 26th of August Damien entered it into the Urban Dictionary as follows:

A confused/chaotic mass or mixture.
"There was a shastrix of pink llamas."
Source: TTLoD, Aug 26, 2003


9th September 2003 Improved definition  

A fortnight later the definition was expanded and resubmitted to Urban Dictionary by Ashley:

a : a state of utter confusion, a farcical situation.
b : a confused mass or mixture.
c : the property of occurring in a hilarious or ironic fashion
- sha•st•rix / 'shä-"str-ik-'s / noun
OMG look at that shastrix of mutated cyber goats attacking the children.
- sha•st•ri•cal /'shä-"stri-k&l / adjective
PERSON A: Why don’t we run naked through those thistles…
PERSON B: You can’t be serious… that would be shastrical.

- sha•st•ri•cal•ly /'shä-"stri-k(&-)lE / adverb
Sadly Timmy was shastrically mauled by a disgruntled llama yesterday…
Source: ASH, Sept 09, 2003

Urban Dictionary

1st November 2003 The hotmail account  
After Ashley’s previous hotmail account became inexplicably buggy, logging him out whenever Damien set his name to TTLoD (which it was most of the time) and chatted to him, he decided to swap to his new address.

26th January 2004 .com Revolution  

After escaping home for university, Jim decided to spend some of his loan on purchasing the domain name ‘jimternet.com’ and hosting. Over the next few months, much random content appeared on the site, including many flash-inspired ‘intro sequences’ to the site.


Easter 2004 Easter Diaries  
During the Easter holidays Jim got a bit bored and decided to write an online diary to keep himself entertained, along with anyone from Rootes who could be bothered to read it.  Later in the holiday this feature was extended to other Rootes residents, who were invited to contribute via email.
Diaries

6th May 2004 Purchased shastrix.com  
On the 6th May Shastrix.com was born as a joint venture between Ashley and Damien. Without any official hosting the site was run off Ashley’s computer – but this didn’t matter too much as the site consisted only of a place holder which can be viewed on the archive page.
Running Cat

7th May 2004 JiMter.net  
Jim decided to purchase the ‘jimter.net’ domain and have it forward to the original jimternet.com.

2nd August 2004 Kitten penned the first entry in his journal  

The kitten journals started out as Ashley’s blog under the persona of his cat, mirroring his day from the perspective of a feline.  However the journal soon became based purely on events in Kitten’s life and more recently some fictional elements have appeared.

Kitten Journal

19th August 2004 News section appeared  

The News section started out as a semi-blog which concentrated mostly on changes to the fledgling website.  It became progressively more oriented on site events until eventually being merged back into my blog.

News

22nd August 2004 Parody section added  
Although only ever amassing three entries, the parodies section still remains one of the more creative parts of the site.  We recommend you check out the ‘No Meat Today’ which has been republished in Ashley’s blog.
Parody

Late 2004 Referenced by Google  

The word ‘shastrix’ began to appear on Google for the first time in late 2004, this was partly due to references to the website, the definition on urbandictionary.com and through user accounts where Ashley had used the name.

Google

Early January 2005 Urban Dictionary definition removed  

At some point in January, the more detailed shastrix definition was deleted from urbandictionary.com. This seemed to be due to all submissions by ‘ASH’, an online alias used by multiple submitters being deleted.


16th January 2005 Urban Dictionary definition re-added  

On the 16th January the definition was re-added, this time under the alias Yridium, the only change to this was the being the addition of the word ‘random’ to definition c.


16th January 2005 MSN League created  
After much nagging, Jim provided Ashley with a specially adapted version of his MSN League software, which meant that the leagues (which already featured on JiMternet) now appeared on Shastrix.com.
MSN Logs

1st February 2005 Top result on Google  

It was first noticed that shastrix.com was the top search result on Google.

Google

25th February 2005 Shastrix moves to Jimternet Hosting  

Because of the lack of content on both sites it was decided that shastrix.com would be hosted on JiMternet.com as a sub-domain.

Blinky Cursor

4th April 2005  First image by KillerFish  
Jim’s friend drew a picture of the two of them which made it’s way onto the images section of the site.  Over the next few months, several more would be added, until he became a regular fixture.
KillerFish

26th April 2005 Photos section added  

The photos section differed from the images section in that they were all shots taken by Ashley.  Images are presented in the form of an interactive desktop.

Galleries

1st June 2005 KillerFish section launched  

This was the start of Daffyd’s regular webcomic based on Jim’s Pluto Wars stories.  Pluto Wars was later abandoned, with Daffyd going his own way in developing the Team Nexus storyline.

Phallic Arrows

11th November 2005    Blogs section added  

Blogs have almost always featured on the Jimternet and Shastrix in one form or another, be it Easter or Summer Diaries, Kitten’s Journal, or the news section.  Eventually, Jim convinced Ashley to let him do a dedicated blogs section for the site, and after several weeks of hard work, they arrived.

Blogs

15th February 2006 Progress Check  
The site has become dominated by the KilerFish section and the increasingly active blogs section.  Despite no new sections being added, extensive work has gone into expanding the functionality of the blogs and redesigning the KillerFish section. If you want to view some of the content of past incarnations of the Jimternet and Shastrix, you can always visit the archive; and for more recent website updates check on ASH's blog.
About

8th August 2006 4ums  
After some heavy development whilst Ash finished his disertation, Jim has put together a forums section for the site, which is intended mainly for use with the comics.
 

25th January 2007 More Comics  
Following the addition of the Ninephase, Keenfans, and S.H.i.N.G. comics to the site, we decided to merge these sections into one managable monthly comics section, which introduced a front page with a news section at the top and four comics arranged in a square grid below. The Team Nexus comic was also updated to reflect changes to the feel of the site.
 

22nd March 2007 Comics Again  
To celebrate Jim's birthday, he was made to redesign the comics page, which now lists the 5 most recent pages and five most recent comments for each comic.
 

31st March 2007 Forum/Fora  
After disappearing for several weeks the forums were reborn with a new simplified styling and some new features.
 

13th August 2007 More More Comics  
Since the last update, three new comics have arrived at Shastrix.com, MC Comic, AFMD, and The FAN. Yesterday a new version of the comics code was installed on Team Nexus for final testing before being rolled out to all the comics, and today the comics news page was updated with shadows and avatars.
 

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